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The Nanny: The Video Game

1/26/2020

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​Hey, all you fabulous Gen X-ers! Get a load of this! 

Hyper-Masculine Announcer:
Do you fondly remember all the fun of the 90’s sitcom, “The Nanny,” starring cultural touchstone, Fran Drescher?!?! She’s that lovable, shrieking siren infamously fired from a dress shop, only to become the live-in love and muse of the incredibly wealthy - and totally gorgeous - Mr. Sheffield! Well, now, you can relive all that nostalgic fun in a totally awesome, new way!
Introducing: “The Nanny: The Video Game!
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(Shots of people playing on Xbox, their phone, an iPhone on the bus).
 
Little Kid:
“Look out for that slut, Cei Cie!”
 
Teenager:
“Thwart all of Niles’ bullshit mischief! Why is he such a cock-blocker?”
 
Noise from the TV:
Fran Drescher’s bleating laugh, repeated three times.
 
Winking Mom Haircut:
“Seduce Mr. Sheffield while making sure that Maggie gets to the school formal!”
 
Androgynous Dads:
”Aaannnd, super, extra bonus points if she’s not wearing tan!”
“Get her into something RED!”
:::90’s arched-eyebrow, eye-contact maneuver.:::
 
Hyper-Masculine Announcer:
Sure to be an instant family classic!
The flashy girl from Flushing, now fun for the family!
 
Fran Drescher: Bleating. 



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