Hey, all you fabulous Gen X-ers! Get a load of this! Hyper-Masculine Announcer: Do you fondly remember all the fun of the 90’s sitcom, “The Nanny,” starring cultural touchstone, Fran Drescher?!?! She’s that lovable, shrieking siren infamously fired from a dress shop, only to become the live-in love and muse of the incredibly wealthy - and totally gorgeous - Mr. Sheffield! Well, now, you can relive all that nostalgic fun in a totally awesome, new way! Introducing: “The Nanny: The Video Game! (Shots of people playing on Xbox, their phone, an iPhone on the bus). Little Kid: “Look out for that slut, Cei Cie!” Teenager: “Thwart all of Niles’ bullshit mischief! Why is he such a cock-blocker?” Noise from the TV: Fran Drescher’s bleating laugh, repeated three times. Winking Mom Haircut: “Seduce Mr. Sheffield while making sure that Maggie gets to the school formal!” Androgynous Dads: ”Aaannnd, super, extra bonus points if she’s not wearing tan!” “Get her into something RED!” :::90’s arched-eyebrow, eye-contact maneuver.::: Hyper-Masculine Announcer: Sure to be an instant family classic! The flashy girl from Flushing, now fun for the family! Fran Drescher: Bleating.
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