I afraid that my house might be haunted… and, that’s not the creepy part. I think my poltergeist is hitting on me. It was little stuff at first, like just randomly phallic objects levitating. But, now, my walls are running with lube, And I wake up to the strangest moaning every night. Booooooo-bies!!! Booooooooooo-bies!!!
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Jane MaloneOregon-based stand-up comedian. Archives
February 2020
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