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Ghosts of Dicks Past

10/31/2019

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​​I afraid that my house might be haunted… and, that’s not the creepy part.
I think my poltergeist is hitting on me.
It was little stuff at first, like just randomly phallic objects levitating.
But, now, my walls are running with lube,
And I wake up to the strangest moaning every night.
Booooooo-bies!!! Booooooooooo-bies!!! 
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