IF MEN GOT PERIODS
INT: MEN’S BATHROOM STALLS, ONE MAN IS ALREADY IN A STALL, ANOTHER MAN ENTERS THE SECOND STALL. YOU CAN HEAR THE FIRST MAN GETTING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER FROM THE ROLL.
Dylan: Everything okay in there?
Jack: Yeah. (More toilet paper unrolling). Fuck.
Dylan: You sure?
Jack: (Thick Southern accent.) I- uh… I just got my period. Do you have a tampon on you?
Dylan: Oh, bro, I got you! (reaches into the pocket of his Carhartt overalls and pulls out a mini tampon and passes it under the stall divider.)
Jack: (exhales thankfully) Dude, you rock! Thank you!
Dylan: No worries, Bro. It happens.
Jack: Can I buy you a beer or some nachos?
Dylan: Yeah, let’s get some nachos! But, only after you wash your hands! You fuckin’ bleeder.
Jack: I really dig your boots.
Dylan: Yeah, thanks… (dialogue trails out as they leave the bathroom)
FADE TO BLACK