I recently read a 2015 British Journal of Urology article, in which British analysts took six months and compiled 20 studies from across the globe, regarding penis size, and female attitudes.
These were their findings:
11% o f Women said “Size didn’t matter.”
24% of Women said “They couldn’t care less.”
64% of Women said “It was only of mild importance.”
This concludes in the presumption that we don’t effing care about the length of your dick.
I mean, I care – deeply – about each and every individual penis. But, by and large, women just don’t.
These findings, by the way, totally echo the independent research I’ve done on the subject. So, that was reassuring. My girl's-nights are on point.
I’m writing my grant proposal this weekend.
Wish me luck.
I'm Jane Malone.