So, I was in line at the dispensary this week. And, I realized I didn’t have enough cash on me. So, I stepped out of line to use the ATM. The line hadn’t moved, and the guy I had been in front of was on the phone, and gestured that I could just go back to my spot.
I was like, “Are you sure?”
He said, “Sure but now you owe me $5.”
So, because I think I’m funny, I said, “Can’t I just show you a boob?”
To which, his phone began screaming, “What?!? What?!?! Who IS that?!?! Where ARE you?!?!
And, that is how I ruined a perfectly nice guy’s day because I think I’m funny.
I'm Jane Malone.