You know how couples are always fighting about the toilet seat being left up?
Well, someone in my house put the seat lid down.
So, in the middle of the night, I drop trow and splat bare vulva on a closed toilet seat.
For about half a second I was totally afraid of the suction factor (make suction noise), like, oh, god, I’ll never get up, flashes of the fire department dart through my head.
Then, it was like- maybe I just live like this now, I just have a toilet lid under on under my clothes all the time. I mean, I do wear a lot of skirts.
But, don’t worry. It didn’t stick.
Actually, it was amazing, actually, because I’ve found my new calling:
I’m making homemade Rorschach Blots!
You can frame them, or use them in your psychiatric practice! Look me up on Etsy!
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I'm Jane Malone.